Billy Gillispie: Funny? Satire

Coach Billy Gillispie reached the Serious Sports News Network website, with their post “Billy Gillispie asked for A&M job back after loss to Gardner-Webb“.

It is true that Billy called to see if we might take him back. While we are grateful for everything he did for the A&M basketball program, we declined his offer and are looking forward to a great future with Coach Turgeon,” Byrne read from a prepared statement. “And even if we were interested, the folks who pay our players— er, pay for a lot of equipment an whatnot for our players… Well, they don’t really want a coach who loses to schools like Gardner-Webb.”

It’s getting ridiculous, isn’t it? Are we ever going to get away from this loss?